crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

crispy

HairByChrissy on tiktok

Dang my hair feels really crispy!
Well did you get it done at Hairbycrispys?

by hairbycrispy’s curling iron October 19, 2020

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

Crispy Revenge

Bad Music Taste.

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..

by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Crispy

(adj.) on point, looking good

"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

Crispy

Something hip or fresh.

Something fresh and exhilarating.

I bought some new crispy shoes

by Juicy dr ro-booty October 13, 2015