Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

Crispy

Mad, upset, pissed off.

Yo, mack is real crispy over there.

by Liizehh June 11, 2015

crispy kill

An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.

I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)

by WordSheep April 8, 2016

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025

Crispy Bitch

A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.

Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.

by Isdustbinn March 30, 2020

are these the worlds most crispy fries...

let's find out

I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...

by BelugaDome February 26, 2024