yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl
by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
Get the Big craigs crack dealershipmug. Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
Get the Craigmug. A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
Get the Craigmug. by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021
Get the Craig Sellersmug. :craiging A.K.A. what is: to create an Autobiography within the day in time of when to time travel too mainly starting from the first computer that is of the we the people of common+sense Internet to simply say that Taking all the yesteryear autobiographies and adding it up to the days autobiography, where you can pick any day within the time frame of. You know, people having use of the Internet that have even the level of the electronics of a voicemail... ... To simply say Craig. Inc is to autobiography yourself in the modern day time, with the knowledge of what is knowing that all the autobiographies done today, regardless of their done with electricity or by hand. We'll never. Ah be outmatched. The yesteryear autobiographies that were written by hand. And all the biographies that were written by hand, Will simply never add up to the day that you pick of the modern+day age of autobiography. Or biography, yourself. Or another is that of what means to :craiging
I was :craiging to my mom/mother/mommy, over the voicemail of their smartphone (dumb phone as IAM smart, being that IAM part of who created such matter of Outside means of telekinesis, outside oneself empowerment of our To be able to use regular old, the original technology, the OG, by which is what telekinesis of the mind within the humanoid body of life, living life in and of itself.)
by Craigvalue nova June 22, 2022
Get the :craigingmug. 
Get the Craigmug. He's the type of guy to say "now a silly one" when taking a photo. He's the type of guy to float when he smells pie. He's the type of guy to say "I deserved that" when he gets slapped by a girl. He's the type of guy to say "I needed that" after a hug. He's the type of guy to say "we've got company" in a horror movie.
by bigppmansfriend June 22, 2022
Get the Craigmug.