swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016

crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

by Xeto November 9, 2021

Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle

Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch

by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023

cradle of filth

Cradle is the best! they will show all you pretenders out their what black metal is really about

It's a like Marilyn Manson times ten

by Jay July 25, 2003

cable

usually a word used by rich people or by jealouse poor people

i have unlimited cable and i am better than all those poor people over there with their dial up

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

crawler

A zombie whose legs have been removed or disabled. Considered particularly dangerous because they're harder to spot, and not much slower than the normal.

The squad thought they'd swept the sector clean, but then a crawler in the cornfield bit the sarge in the ankle.

by Bigfoot Wallace February 24, 2007