cowboy cool

The temperature of a beer that has been rolling around in the floorboard of a pickup truck.

"You can't drink that Budweiser! It's been out in the sun all day!"

"Don't worry, I got some in my truck that's cowboy cool."

by green eyes July 28, 2006

hot cowboy

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.

My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.

by t bizzle November 30, 2004

Dutch Cowboy

Walking into a room and immediately stripping bare except for wooden shoes and cowboy hat. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

The Dutch Cowboy can be seen in the opening of the 1991 Winter Olympics in Greece. If you look closely at footage from the torch ceremony you will see a man in the background begin to remove his clothes, save for his cowboy hat. He is the one with the Netherlands' flag.

This is a nice surprise to welcome home a loved one.

by Nick Sobotaka, aka Butter February 27, 2011

Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy

An unanswerable question, like Sophie's Choice but harder.

Man A: I don't know what to do, it's pretty Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy at the moment you know??
Man B: You mean like Sophie's choice?
Man A: But wayyyyy harder.

by FishFlop2 February 6, 2009

Cowboy fan

1. In the closet gay.
2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.

Oren is such a Cowboy fan, get that cock outs yer mouth!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Dallas Cowboys

NFL team that has not won a playoff game since 1997. Synonym for "choke."

Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!

Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.

New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.

Cowboys fan: ...sad face.

by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 23, 2009

Cowboy Snap

Stylish western wear and accessories, such as belt buckles, expensive boots, ties or custom western shirts. First noted in June, 2006 cover of Cowboy & Indians magazine.

Billy had his cowboy snap on from head to toe: If his dancing didn't dazzle the girls, his outfit surely would.

by Cowboy Tom July 30, 2008