Life Coach

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.

My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!

by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022

Coach

An adjective that is close in definition to the word "sick".
Derived from the noun Coach, meaning a person of expertise that has plenty of skill and knowledge.

Man your new ride is too coach!
I know bro, check out the chrome 22s!

by IBZam September 26, 2011

Conald

Awe inspiring, handsome, Omniscient, Arrogant, Old kind soul, Has street cred where ever Conald may roam, Superior Logic skills including advanced technology understanding. Massive ego. Unique to the core. A black snowflake if you will. Insert original quote here "________________" Natural born leader. Conald constantly contains control. Socialite

He inspired awe in the crowd with his mere presence, You could tell by looking at this fool he had mad street cred.

Uber original. Conald is l33t

Creeper Computer Clusterfuck

by cobalt503 February 4, 2010

Coach

A company that makes handbags for people who can't afford Louis Vuitton.

Hey look at that chick. She's wearing coach. Poor bum.

by bobthefashionsnob January 26, 2011

coach

A mall-quality leather goods company, established in the late 1940's. Wearing a Coach purse is not as bad as wearing a Fossil, but it's hardly the equivalent of a Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, Marc Jacobs, etc, etc. Especially annoying are those who claim they are 'addicted' to the inferior-brand accessory store.

I whipped out my Fendi purse in front of Kate, bringing her to tears at the realization that she'll never be able to afford anything better than Coach.

by trendier than thou August 3, 2006

Coach Z

A coach/rapper who will drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. He also has a very odd way of saying certain words (i.e. job-JORB).

Hey Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove- a do rear a do rick a do rear a do rick

by Seymour Butz August 14, 2003

Coach Z

Coach Z has definitely not a Boston accent... he does drop his R's sometimes (and adds them in other times), but it's honestly more of a midwestern accent than anything by the rest of his speech. That, and he just plain says things WRONG sometimes. I couldn't say why he has that accent though. He just does. :)

»The King's gone mad with power! He's going to eat The Chort!«

by Jorb November 3, 2003