Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Asian-Cockinitus

A man of Non Asian Decent, having a small Cock.

Damn That Whitey has a severe case of Asian-Cockinitus

by Ball-Zach March 25, 2009

Corking

A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.

Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"

Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

cockling

v. the intention of using your cock, but only to be used in respect to a situation where you are being cock blocked

"Sam told Susie that she didn't cock block the night before, because there was no cockling to cock block to begin with"

by k don November 8, 2007

chocking

chocking: v. while receiving a hand job, the cock "flakes" due to too much dryness.

we saw my english teacher chocking yesterday, fifth time this week.

by jackiethenotoncrackie April 18, 2006

corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.

man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.

by david baas June 24, 2003

cooking class

a super groovy class, that is useful for getting out of lame classes, like sociology or band, with dumb people, and a depressed teacher, and my best friend CHRISTAE!

me: today sucks
christie: yeah
me: we have cooking!
christie: oh yeah!
me: yay.

by shimmy March 15, 2004