Weekend content

There just isn't enough of it.

Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011

Contentious

A word your stupid friend uses from his word of the day calander to appear smarter than he actually is.

Contentious; A word used in the board game cranium <spell it backwards. One try>

by Strabs76 May 23, 2018

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

Questionable Content

A frightfully shitty webcomic by has-been writer/illustrator extraordinaire Jeph Jacques. During the course of the story, which ranks in repetition and boringness with megatokyo, Jaques' artistic abilities have matured, but his dismal writing talents have stayed constant.

Dude: "Anyone know where I can find an enormously unfulfilling slice-of-life webcomic?"

Bro: "Yeah, check out Questionable Content. Come for the fake problems, stay for the lame, all's-well-that-ends-well story arcs that are resolved with no problems at the end of a week."

by Anony)ous November 7, 2009

Chote

The black, crusty part of the ambilical cord that falls off after birth.

Guy 1: "Dude let's go down to the hospital and steal some chotes for supper!"

Guy 2: "That's wrong..."

by DarkMerrick 07 January 8, 2008

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004