Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws

by CoachDavis July 2, 2020

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

Claws

He... I mean you know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

White Claw

Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.

Look at that guy slamming white claws all night! Does he know he looks like a sorority girl?

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020

Ride the claw

When someone is getting fingered by another person with less than five fingers.

Dude! I met a girl last night and she was totally down to Ride the Claw.

by Zappy42 August 31, 2018

Run the claw

A slang term used to take place of steal, use, or denote sexual behavior

James: who ran the claw through my pack of cigarettes?!
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her

by Runtheclaw October 21, 2017

Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.

“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”

by greasehawg September 4, 2019