cigarette

a pinch of dried and shredded tobacco rolled in smoking paper which usually has a filter attached to the end to make the smoke less harsh.
Cigarettes are the best thing out there. Nicotine is probably the only thing that keeps me sane. And you bitches out there that complain about secondhand smoke (i even read on an earlier post someone saying secondhand smoke is twice as bad(???)) should shut the fuck up. You're a bunch of pussies. I love ciggies and i smoke them whenever I feel like it. And yes, I know they cause cancer you fucking idiots. I read the stupid ass warnings on every pack I buy and laugh at them before I light one up. Sorry, I don't really give a fuck if I die before I'm 70 because who the hell wants to be that old anyway. We're all going to die anyway so why not enjoy it? Good cigarette brands include Marlboro, (not ultralights) Camel and Parliments are okay.

Bob- Why do you smoke cigarettes? Don't you know you're killing yourself and the people around you with secondhand smoke!?
Me- Bitch, shut the fuck up secondhand smoke isn't shit and if you're so worried then get the fuck away from me.
Bob- Oh you're right, sorry I'm a dipshit

by Geesoss November 29, 2006

cigarette jeans

super tight, almost painted on pants. prominent in kids with the "punk" style. sometimes with patches, zippers, bleached, sewed, or buttoned. i think its extremely hot. the pants are tight all the way down, from your hipbones (make them super low cut) to your knees, they arent baggy anywhere. they should be like scotch tape for your pants.

katie: what are you staring at?
jade: that boy in the cigarette jeans.

by kristens cool November 30, 2005

Ciara

1. (to pull a Ciara) to not write, or even sing your own songs, instead, your only talent being you look fine and can pull off a hot dance move, yet still get a record deal.

A radical singer who writes such lyrics about her "Goodies", the fabulous "1, 2 Step" she can pull on yo ass at any minute or the fact that you should say "Oh" when you see her. Sorry, what am I saying, she doesn't write, or in fact sing shit, her producers write her songs for her and they also make her voice sound good through the clever use of computer technology.

1. LaShawna: My girl NeNe can't sing and she certainly don't write, how the fuck did that bitch get a deal gurrrl?
Taisha: She pulled a Ciara bitch!

by mos-def July 30, 2008

dirty cigarette

A cigarette with the tip dipped in cocaine.

Dick: "Dude, you're drooling."
Jane: "Ahh shit, I smoked a dirty cigarette and now I can't feel my mouth."
Dick: "Classic."

by mariangelalala November 13, 2011

Class B Cigarette

A cigarette one rolls themselves out of the recycled tobacco in cigarette butts, a used filter and a rolling paper

Look at Bill over there, he's so poor this week he's rolling his own Class B Cigarette.

You know you need to quit smoking when you roll a Class b Cigarette.

I am smoking a Class B Cigarette for a classy kind of night.

by kbrownIVXX October 27, 2011

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

ciara

ciara is a gorgeous girl but lovely hickeys like adores them and she can be very kinky

i gave ciara a massive hickey on her tit

and later on she sucked my toes

by 8818181882877 May 17, 2017