Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate

i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.

by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007

Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.

I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.

by tink87 February 20, 2009

Chocolate Turbine

Arse hole: in particular while refering to the act of anal intrusion

He's so hot I'm gonna smash his Chocolate Turbine tonight

by Juju Boggle March 31, 2009

Chocolate Fish Bomb

When you're going down on a chick with a very smelly vagina and she has explosive diarrhea all over your face.

Dude, I was fucking this chick when she had a fucking chocolate fish bomb.

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Chocolate MudCake

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.

John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....

by NiggaLearn! April 18, 2011

chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

Chocolate Bowling

An awesome game where one person lays on the floor and the other person rolls chocolate chips into their mouth.

Let's have a round of Chocolate Bowling like they did on Toddlers and Tiaras.

by EmeraldsMom August 11, 2011