1)Eating eggs and bacon out of an asian prostitutes arse.
(Typically performed by a dolfi)
2)When you fuck a girl and crack an egg inside her, then let the mixture come out. It looks like a cloudy sunrise.
(Typically performed by a dolfi)
2)When you fuck a girl and crack an egg inside her, then let the mixture come out. It looks like a cloudy sunrise.
by xXJake69Xx March 23, 2010
Get the Chinese Sunrisemug. The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.
by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013
Get the The Chinese Lawnmowermug. A multi stepped sexual process:
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
by Tangeriine May 17, 2011
Get the Chinese Microwavemug. The poor state of breath that is common among Chinese people and / or people from varying Asian nationalities. It is considered somewhat foul and off-putting.
"Jessica hooked up with Allan, that Chinese guy but apparently he had Chinese breath. Now she is nervous about hooking up with other Asian men again."
by oranges&apples February 6, 2017
Get the chinese breathmug. they’ll tell you how great and magnificent china is, and the western countries are no match to china, illegally (most “western” websites are banned in china)
chinese people on twitter: china is the greatest country on earth. the united states are no match for our good country.
twitter in china: banned*
twitter in china: banned*
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 26, 2022
Get the chinese peoplemug. ...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you know that you are invited inside, but remember to take your shoes off so you do not offend her customs
When Rip finally got Yi into the bed, he was scared by her Chinese Smile, but then he decided to go for it anyway, and tore it up.
by Blip Rogers August 6, 2008
Get the Chinese Smilemug. A sexual maneuver in which the woman/sub hovers over the man facing one another, and the man thrusts violently into her from below.
by ZFreud December 10, 2009
Get the Chinese Jackhammermug.