Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

children

little shits

Person 1: you heard about Polly's new kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate children though.

by timothy10583 November 23, 2020

chicken children

Yutes in da UK who hang around dat dere chicken shops

Yo fam, you goin' Chicken Cottage, yeah?
Yeah, we're chicken children, you get me?

by anonymous July 12, 2023

The Dust Children

The name of a shigaraki cult its similar to shiggyism except is a c u l t

Have you joing The Dust Children i hear its a cult with a ton of shigaraki simps and fans who think he deserves the world and would let him disintegrate them anytime

by Dizzy1111 February 13, 2021

Children

Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor

Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.

by Little-mouse42401 June 14, 2016

Devil's Children

Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.

Don't let these people go into Petland or even Pet Warehouse. Those are Devil's Children.

by Your Mother's arse March 6, 2010

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021