Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Chicago Pride

There's nothing prideful about being a resident of Chicago and post it via social media.
Shooting sprees, corruption, and poverty should be nothing to be prideful about.

Financially, we are the most financially troubled issuers for bonds. (Reuters)

Ghetto Chick: Chicago Pride baby.
A Well informed and civilized person: Shut the fuck up.

by EazieWeezie July 25, 2019

Chicago dog

When you're little spoon and someone with a penis is big spoon and you let it rip so the penis flaps around in your fart.

Man. Last night my boyfriend farted so loud at dinner that I had to get revenge. So when we were spooning I have him the ol' Chicago Dog.

by Windy Wendy October 15, 2021

chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

by Kejax October 7, 2017

Chicago Dog

A Chicago dog can only happen after a long night in Chicago. You can’t shower, and then your cum receptacle has to eat your Chicago dog.

I just had a long Chicago night and I been thinking my balls smell. I think I need get the old lady a Chicago dog

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

Chicago Trifecta

The act of being robbed, beat, and raped within the city limits of Chicago.

Your not a real Chicagoan unless you endured the Chicago Trifecta!

by Trollhill July 3, 2018

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016