Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

chew bet

"You bet" but with a slight twist.

You: Thanks man!
Friend: Chew bet! *Chewbacca sounds*

by unacceptable22 June 2, 2025

chewed

in the act of throwing a variety of food or bodily fluids at a pricks vehicle

we chewed that prick danny’s car last night with cheese and pb&j

by sully77777 April 23, 2022

Chew

When there's tension between people - an argument

I've got no chew with them

by Belly button 123 November 10, 2017

Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.

I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.

by Bully_101 April 19, 2018

Chewing her chicken

The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.

Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

mind-chewing

Which "chews" the mind, i.e. hits it strongly for being particularly surprising, amazing, awesome.

I haven't seen anything particularly mind-chewing lately there.

by fl0 March 5, 2012