Pattie Crider

A well define women whom is a great mother and the best girlfriend possible,with a heart of gold and all the strength needed to withstand the bullshit from j-hole.

If all women were like "Pattie Crider"the world would be a better place.

by I am your future September 27, 2011

Poonado Cider

A huge nasty diharrhea

"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"

by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015

apple cider hole

Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy

Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole

by Dr. _Teeth August 1, 2017

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

Dickins Cider

Some sleek Australian way of telling someone you had your way with a girl. You had it inside her.

Yee mate, I had s'm good Dickins Cider last nite. She g'n rather loud's well.

by SuperSecret47 January 1, 2019

pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.

Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.

by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019

Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 27, 2019