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human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them
Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones
by SilliParker December 13, 2010
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Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.
Bro why are you such a dick.
Don’t worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.
by CV is trash January 19, 2019
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clonetrooper

The Stormtrooperswhen they were good and unhypnotized by the empire
Ex:did you hear about the Clonetroopers becoming evil in the star wars movie?
by Thagayweirdguy101 July 3, 2019
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Good Cones

Synonym for pussies. It comes from the spanish word COÑO. Written in spanglish as "cono".
Hey have you seen those girls over there?? Good cones!
by lemonk February 23, 2010
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Mud Cone

An unfortunate side effect for the pitcher from engaging in anal sex. Encasing the penis with poo from scraping the rectum wall. Typically experienced by dirty man on man anal sex.
Oh Sven, my dick looks like a mud cone! You forgot to douche your ass before I bare backed you.

I know Dedric, but it feels so good...
by EIV November 15, 2009
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Whiskey Clone

When you do something stupid while drinking whiskey and don't remember it the next day.
"Do you remember falling into the toilet last night?"

"That was not me...It must have been my Whiskey Clone"
by JonGee420 August 25, 2011
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Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them
Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try
by Concon125 December 14, 2010
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