Ryan Casteritis

Being a huge faggot with no friends, usually is accompanied with a small penis.

Damn, that mo-fo got Ryan Casteritis, cause he gots dat small dick an shit.

by Ryan Brower December 7, 2006

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

Caspered

When you roll over and your girl farts in your booty hole

Man, I rolled over last night to crash and homegirl straight caspered me in her sleep

by Mike the Mu July 1, 2018

cusper

an individual male that upon first glance is not definable as either gay or straight.

rachel "that guy is hot- do you think he's straight?"

nicole"nah, he's gay...well he COULD be straight. he's on the cusp. he's a cusper!"

by skittles from the pen May 22, 2011

Casterton School

Due to a change in circumstances, Casterton School is now currently on path to take over the world - in the words of Beyonce 'who runs the world...girls (girls). 5 new schools are currently being planned to be built, beginning 2014, across the United Kingdom. A further runway is being built at the Casterton School airport in order to accomodate the numerous outward journeys to their international schools, running the language departments in Madrid, Berlin and Paris as a result of finding a sack of diamonds in a time capsule in the Sixth Form Common Room ceiling, there is no longer any need for our shares in Gringotts.

After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.

Casterton School changes their current situation

by John95 June 12, 2013

corn camper

a term for a flaming homosexual

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

Camperama

A term for the variety of camping that young people indulge in - the sort accompanied by copious amounts of drink and pharmaceuticals.

Started Summer 2004 at Glastonbury Festival, renowned for its feast of musicality and copious amounts of outdoor party favours.

Get your wellies and hip flask ready - it's camperama time!

by CatyLou242 November 11, 2004