Burgler

A burgler is a person who makes, eats, distributes, and smuggles hamburgers, especially from McDonalds, and normally after store hours.

My friend Dominic, a burgler who works at McDonalds, delivered McDonalds hamburgers to everybody in the dorm last night.

by Hero Miles January 19, 2011

burglet

miniature hamburgers that bring smiles and happiness to the world

i went to chili's and ordered me some delicious burglets

by Beverly & Brandon June 10, 2008

burplelack

The colors blue, purple, and black violently mixed together

Burplelack is the best color in the world.

by [e-mail] March 24, 2010

Bartlebesque

To be disinterested, aimless, apathetic, or ambivalent, especially about tasks involving a minimal amount of effort; to mimic the behavior of the character Bartleby the scrivener.

I can't decide whether to order Chinese or pizza for dinner; I'm feeling Bartlebesque.

by Brooklyn Ben March 27, 2012

burpled

when you giggle and burp at the same time

i just burpled

by sequinart September 2, 2013

Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

buttlemuscle

the muscles in your butt or anus that allow you to poop. can be used as an insult.

your such a buttlemuscle

by AdCapTurd October 8, 2017