Dew Burger

That act of ejaculating into ones own hand, then eating it.

Want to go to McDonald's for dinner? No, I'm just gonna stay in and have a Dew Burger.

by Blackburn Graphics January 25, 2011

dino burger

A derogatory term for the Oslo-based band Dimmu Borgir.

With the release of In Sorte Diaboli, Dino Burger became the first black metal band with a number one album in their native country, lawl.

by Vusza March 1, 2009

burger beatch

a women who loves to make her buns right

oooh u can touch my buns anytime

by destiny June 19, 2004

Jayin' the burgers

Verb: To overcook beef patties excessively, often to the point that they may have become unrecognizable from their original form. Jayed burgers will have a shrunken, crispy appearance, with a blacked layer of crust coating the outermost layer.

1). Honey, is supper ready yet or are you jayin' those burgers?!?!
2). Is that a hamburger on my plate? I can't tell if someone's been jayin' the burgers or if that's a large piece of coal on my bun.....

by kimba12 August 2, 2011

burger kink

To put your penis between two buns.

Y'day ma nigga brought only burger kink home...

by Gnihihihihihihi June 8, 2016

Burger Daddy

A man that buys your burger for you.

This burger is so cheap that I can pay for it without my burger daddy!

by Orange-Fairy13 August 20, 2013

chocolate burger

One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.

"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"

by ChocolateBurgerGeneral August 31, 2007