bump uglys

by Pitman July 13, 2006
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bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.
Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!
by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
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speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.
People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.
by raucous May 07, 2004
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!d bump

the command for bumping a discord server through the bot disboard. has lead to multiple all-out wars throughout servers to see who can claim the bump first.

person 1: !d bump
Disboard: @Person1#0000, Bump done. Check it on DISBOARD: (link)
person 2: which force do you take this bump by?
person 1: uhh idk i only just joined the server a few days ago
person 2: join my force then
person 3: no mine
person 1: ._.
Spam !d bump in order to get the bumps before she does, just be careful not to get yourself rate-limited.
by redisverydeadinside October 17, 2020
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Speed Bump

A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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baby bump

1. The protruding abdominal bump from a woman's stomach when she becomes noticeably pregnant.

2. A shameless shirt marketing campaign to capitalize upon the notification that a woman - usually teenager - has become pregnant.

2a. A shirt with the words "baby bump" in the style of excessive bling indicating the young woman wearing it is probably promiscuous in nature and wishes to inform the community of this social practice.

3. An annoying term used by the media to say someone is pregnant.
1. - "Tracy said she's pregnant, check out that baby bump."

2. - "Gina purchased her new Baby Bump shirt at Wal-Mart"

2a - "There goes Tammy wearing her Baby Bump shirt and I can't say I'm surprised as much as she gets around."

by Jared Anaya February 26, 2008
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speed bump

1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship

2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.

3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot

2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.

3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
by Tip-drill February 27, 2008
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