Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008

Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

by turd-burglar March 17, 2010

Bulgarian Bull Whip

To fill a tube-sock with poop and pee, then whip someone across the face with it.

Jon- "Let's fuck with Josh,"
Micheal"how?"
Jon- "Let's give 'em a Bulgarian Bull Whip!"

by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009

Dirty Bulgarian

Having Sexual Relations With a Homeless Person.

Greg just got a Dirty Bulgarian From Twitchy the CrackBum Down the Street.

by Juggernutt69 September 27, 2008

Bulgarians

People living in Bulgaria or from Bulgarian descent. Usually think that their country is the best in world, with the most beautiful women and nature, although they probably have never even been to another country. Believe that they invented the computer, rakia and shopska salata. Constantly complain about how poor they are but are unwilling to work. Don't ever talk to them about the 'Turkish yoke' unless you want to be trapped in a 5 hour conversation about their skewed vision of history. If this happens, open a window and door and they will run away screaming because the 'techenya' (or draft) might kill them.

Bulgarians seriously think that they invented the computer.

by Desislava December 21, 2008

burglar technique

to dip a pennis in black paint and then intrusively have anal sex through the "back door", anus, of a person

Last night, a man was caught using an agressive burglar technique to rape a young female in the buttocks.

by kyle hebbs July 24, 2008

bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013