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Brutal

The oldest word ever posted on the Urban Dictionary

Posted on December 9th, 1999.
Older than 9/11
Older than shrek
Back when Rosa Parks was still alive.
25 Years ago as of June 2025
Person 1: Hey bro what's the oldest word on the Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: It's "Brutal". I heard it's older than your older brother.
by Bedheadsleepy June 12, 2025
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Braptus

A benevolent god that takes the form of a common Skunk. First discovered in Burlington, Vermont, the skunk appears to be friendly yet will run away when approached. If you smell a 'skunk' nearby, chances are that someone has gotten Braptized.

It has also been reported that multiple religious figures gather in groups and hold hands to chant for the skunk.
Praise be Braptus!
by JaKurgsty October 2, 2025
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Net Brutality

1.) Flaming on the internet.

2.) Cyberbullying.

3.) Specifically, the ridiculously overzealous reaction one gets when one suggests that net neutrality may not be the panacea most folks assume it is.
You wouldn't believe the Net Brutality I endured when I suggested that Julian Assange's latest leaks may actually backfire.
by groggyjava December 18, 2010
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Brandi Brutal

A scene/punk/rocker looking chick ,she is known for rocking her pink hair and crazy style. She is tiny and very friendly. Although her modeling name is Brandi 'Brutal' she isn't very brutal she is actually very sweet and caring ,unless you piss her off. She's a little known on the internet and hopes to one day become a model ,so keep an eye out for this girl.
Woah ,do you know who Brandi Brutal is? She has amazing hair!!!
by anon~anon April 3, 2012
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squidward brunt

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"
by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016
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James Brustman

A usually tall, lanky, and typically not-so-hygienic boy who is a cumshot that should have been swallowed.
Man that guy is such a James Brustman...
by Summalummahumma September 26, 2018
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GET BRUTALL’ED

GET BRUTALL’ED is a trademarked quote from Brutall Morningstar (@shipkafan). it is used to troll and annoy people usually on twitter or discord and is usually found on gifs and videos
nurplee: blows my anal glands

brutall: get brutall’ed lol

nurplee: shut up
by brutall May 30, 2021
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