Jonas Brothers

Ear rape.
a band of brothers that tries to put the highest quantity of bad, inharmonious sounds in a 3 minute time slot to poorly written lyrics. Teeny-bopper fodder.

oooh! real life example
My mother watching SNL Jonas Brothers Performance: How can any one like this?
Me:....I-I don't know.
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A: wanna hear my bands new song?
B: sure?
:after song is done:
B:..... that was horrible. it was like the Jonas Brothers
A: I can't be that bad!
B: oh it is, my ears they bleed

by yourfisharemine December 6, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!

1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.

by CTUDirector-C January 12, 2009

Brothers In Arms

A game that breaks the traditional world war 2 "super soldier" genre. In this game, getting shot hurts. Tactics rather then thousands of rounds are needed to survive in this very unforgiving France

I stayed up until 1 o'clock trying to outflank a german MG in Brothers In Arms

by King Of Yesterday July 20, 2006

the blood brothers

a truely genre defiante band. who have a sound of hard core with apsolute no metal influence. despite what people say there NOT screamo, screamo died in the late 90s. altho loved by people who are into screamo.

people ether love or hate the blood brotherts there no gray area

by lushus September 4, 2004

cock brothers

Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.

Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.

by Tyrone 667 July 16, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.

Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.

by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008

Zion Brothers

Similar to "Eskimo Brothers", a name given to two men who have had sexual intercourse with the same woman, "Zion Brothers" refers to two men who have masturbated to the same pornographic material. The word "Zion" is defined as a hill in Jerusalem, on which the Temple was built (used to symbolize the city itself, especially as a religious or spiritual center). The hill is a metaphor for an erect penis and the religious and spiritual aspect is in reference to how often men masturbate (religiously) and the feeling they obtain from it (a spiritual one).

Clay: I just whacked off to Edward Penis Hands and nutted so much!

Ben: No way! I masturbated to that yesterday as well!

Clay: Holy shit, we're Zion Brothers!

by Edgar69 July 3, 2011