Butt bashing ass pirate

the captain of the ass shaped ship who is very into butt bashing anal sex.

that butt bashing ass pirate captain got me last night

by Sir.fartsalot December 28, 2013

Dilly-bash

A dildo used at high intensity to acheive required results.

1 - Last night I caught the misses dilly-bashing herself
2 - I'd love to watch the two girls upstairs dilly-bash each other
3 - For a more intense dilly-bash, my boyfriend attached my dildo to his reciprocating saw and went to pound-town on me.

by bjs4every1 September 25, 2014

Shield Bashing

An alternate way of saying scissoring. The female version of sword fighting.

Sarah and jill wanted to sword fight but they couldn't so they began shield bashing.

by Mc.Definitions February 17, 2015

Crumpet bashing

Sex with a pastry twist

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight

by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016

bishop basher

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.

Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.

by Ducktape Corkfeet April 6, 2016

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

body bash

A term Australians use for going for a swim in the shorebreak with intent to catch dumpy waves and even hit the sand.

"Are you going out for a body bash?",
"Swells pumping, fuck yeh".

by speciedpower January 25, 2018