Enemy Boat Spotted 

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.

Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!

Enemy Boat Spotted by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006

tug-boat tango 

while tity-fucking the woman pulls the dick through her squezzed together breast(tugging motion)

its tity fucking only the guy lets the girl put it through

That girl really grabs it good when we did the tug-boat tango.

tug-boat tango by j-bend November 8, 2004

Fire Boat  

Similar to the Fire Boat Salute, but instead of urinating up in the air and onto yourself, you aim and arch it onto another person floating in the pool with you. Again, most easily performed by a male doing this onto another person.

I gave my girlfriend a fire boat yesterday when we where in the pool.

Fire Boat by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

to boat someone

How to boat someone:
Make an origami boat.
Place the boat in front of their door while they're sleeping or alternatively in their room while they're away.
Add a message to the boat. Such as: "You have been boated."
Nice gesture among flatmates.

Person 1: I was at a party last night and when I came home I realized I'd been boated!
Person 2: No way!
Person 3: What does that mean, "to boat someone"?
Person 2: Origami boat in front of your door!
Person 1: Yes, and it was actually very nice. My flatmates made a very beautiful boat and the message was "you've been boated and there's chocolate in the fridge"
Person 2: Wow. I wish I had such nice flatmates.
Person 3: I can make an origami boat for you, too!

to boat someone by missjones December 5, 2013

Farm Boat 

Another term for tractor or other large farm equipment

Look at the farm boats sailing through the fields

Farm Boat by HithertoAlas August 6, 2017

soggy bottom boat 

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

soggy bottom boat by BuryBallz October 10, 2017

Kicking the boat 

Kicking the boat is a Australian slang used towards a individual or group that are relaxing/chilling out doing nothing and also not bothering anyone

Just a stand up person

I’ve just been kicking the boat with John all afternoon

Kicking the boat by Tvfm September 3, 2018