BigmanBird

BigmanBird is an awsome swell guy he is super bozer. He likes birds and may or may not actually be the bird that takes you over a small river in undertale. BigmanBird is also twitter famous.

Person 1: Hey is that twitter guy "BigmanBird"?
Person 2: Yes also the cool birdbro from birdbro land!! He is BigmanBird.

by jaycanroc July 10, 2021

Batman

When it comes down to it, Batman is and always will be the most badass dude in the room. He is the true alpha in any situation or event that could ever possibly occur. He will literally break your fucking leg for littering a candy wrapper. Why? Because he’s Batman.

No one can say they’re the coolest because Batman is much cooler

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

dickless binman

Useless, Slacker, Lazy, Letch

1) If Dickless Binman could have gotten his work done reasonably on time, we would all be going home.

2) A Dickless Binman is always into your stash promising to pay tomorrow.

3) A Dickless Binman is NEVER late for himself.

by JCWILSON July 1, 2008

Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.

"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."

by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009

batman

a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.

person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain

person2: Im batman

person1: ...damn it.

by DrToxin December 11, 2010

batman mask

When your ball sack is in the batwings condition, stretch it over someone's eyes like a mask.

The bitch fell asleep during the movie, so I gave her a batman mask.

by Internal Defect December 4, 2005

Batman

when you masturbate in someones presence/in the same room without them knowing, yet while they are aware/conscious.

batman

he is stealthy and cunning...

cunning enough to be cumming

in your presence.

my friend and i were watching a porno and i pulled a batman. guy didn't even know i rubbed one out only feet away from him.

by Eriktheoz May 3, 2009