ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Bestie

a fan of Keeho from P1Harmony

Keeho has his members as his besties, and he also has all his fans as his besties.

by binnieluvr January 7, 2023

Bestie

The person you can talk to all the time for hours on end, and then not talk to them for 3 days and still be friends!
Someone who you can count on to always help you when you really need it, but when you trip they will laugh.
You're bestie is always gonna be there for you, except they never will be at the same time!
It is DIFFERENT from a best friend.

person 1: hey bestie! Wanna go hang out later?
Person 2: no I can't, I have guitar practice.
Person 1: this is the third week that we haven't hung out! But I'm sure we can next time!
Person 2: yea, next time.
3 weeks later
Person 1: hey bestie! Wanna hang out?
Person 2: sure bestie!

by Nobody, the person who cares August 23, 2023

Besties

That one really exclusive group in middle school, who for some reason, always finds the need to put others down.

Sarah: who are you going to the party with?
Lauren: oh, just me and the besties!!
Sarah: …

by cordeliaaa!! September 15, 2023

bestie

besftriend docs.google.com/document/d/100CSsYwQ110kh1A-Hsylx232NapBSa8jl2mmgiMCGwM/edit

my bestie friend is meelz

by quennie September 25, 2023

Bestie

Best friend

Hey bestie <3

by coveted seed July 23, 2023

evil besties

THE SCARIEST BITCHES EVER!!! THEY TRY TO STAB U AND PLAY MIND GAMES ON U!!

RUN!! EVIL BESTIES ARE CRAZY!

by BestPersonEverAKAQueen July 31, 2023