Bed stink

That yucky stinky feeling you have first thing in the morning when you get out of bed.

Carrie wouldn't let Trevor kiss her when she woke up because of her bed stink; she was feeling all sweaty and icky, her hair was a mess and she had the bad breath.

by NorthFrenchTown June 16, 2009

Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018

bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

by narikin August 17, 2008

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

by xxpure_evilxx September 2, 2009

get to bed

when someone gets extremely intoxicated to the point that it leads to stupid random acts. Similar to gong show buy on a individual level

Joe: matt thats your 4th keg stand
Matt: O man i have no idea whats going on
Joe: You sir need to "get to bed"!

by jordan engel November 14, 2006

annoying bed

/əˈnɔɪɪŋ bɛd/
noun
noun: annoying bed; plural noun: annoying beds
a bed which tries its absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Similar: (bad idea)

Man, is that an annoying bed!

by LuckyBlockYT March 9, 2021