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Bear Trap 

When you're sitting down and you drop something and you try to catch it by closing your legs really fast, and you squish your nuts.
Friend: What happened to you?
Me: I was sitting in class when I dropped my pencil on my lap and bear trapped myself.
Friend: I bet your balls liked that.
Bear Trap by MikeyBeef March 10, 2012
Related Words

bear buff 

One who is ecxtremely sexy
Kyle ellis is bear buff
bear buff by emma furniss November 19, 2007

Bear Cloud 

In the t.v show lost, the strange black cloud and the one random polar bear merge together to form and epic Bear Cloud. This amalgam of two great forces proceed to devour and destroy every single person on the island. This ending would have made a lot more sense than the actual ending....
epic as Bear Cloud action last night on lost ey, pretty much bear-clouded the shit out of that island for shit" "yeah mate the Bear Cloud is way better than the first crap they tried to feed us as an ending, shiiiiiiiiiit.... epic

bear ice 

Oh shit yeah this bear ice is awesome
bear ice by theiceman92 May 9, 2011

Bear Johns 

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.
That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."
Bear Johns by D.R.7 May 12, 2011

Bear Tag 

Sleeping with an ugly girl. Then posing with her for a photo like she's a hunters dead trophy. Then posting the picture in a slide show presentation with a bunch of other guys (hunters) who are also trying to "Tag A Bear", and who all bet money that they will have the ugliest girl. The man who hunted the biggest gnarliest bear wins the pot!
-Dude did you fill your bear tag this year? The semester is almost over.

-Yeah dude I fucked Fat Helga last night!
Bear Tag by callmejohnwayne May 13, 2013