Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

by WeBeYolo July 16, 2018

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Kurt Cobain Yourself

The act of killing yourself via gunshot wound to the head.

Kilian "You should fucking Kurt Cobain Yourself"
Logan "Who's my Courtney Love?"

by Youngxelvis December 12, 2018

Don't yeet yourself

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---

"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"

by Muffler man May 14, 2019

Put yourself away!

Make yourself scarce; keep your mouth shut and sit down!

I'm not talking to you, so put yourself away!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 26, 2022

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 30, 2020

knock yourself out

Same as "go for it" or "go nuts".

If you really dont care at all about a person doing/taking something you say "knock yourself out" as in to do/eat until you pass out (if you really want to).

Same as "go for it" or "go nuts".

Person 1: "Hey man, can I have some beer?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Knock yourself out"

by Berd May 29, 2005