blotto correct

Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.

I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

Hottie Bottie

1. a female with whom you have massive interest in being engaged in any way
2. a female with an attractive form
3. a drop-dead gorgoeus female
4. a right piece of ass

'daaaamn, check out the swang on that thang, yo. She be a complete hottie bottie!'

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

Bottler

Defines a Mayo player/team when they play in a Gaelic Football Final at Croke Park in Dublin, Ireland.

Those Mayo folk are awful bottlers

by thecoolway October 3, 2012

The bottle cap bandits

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.

Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

by Theskankmaster October 1, 2006

Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.

That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

by Mark Rialto September 18, 2005

Wash Bottles

Wash Bottles; a very funny and quite colloquial phrase emanating from the real B-Town; Brampton, Ontario CANADA!

Cardinal Leger Secondary School will live on forever!

Wash Bottles (or washing bottles, bottle washer, etc) is simply a term used, either jokingly, seriously or somewhere in between, to describe the act of fellatio. Do note, however, that this phrase must be used with a STRONG Portuguese accent, as was common in the development of this catch-phrase. The phrase is often used to describe a negative situation, or towards someone in a negative way, similar to telling someone to fuck-off.

The words can be interchanged depending on the use and tense of the incident in which the phrase is being used - see below examples

"why don't you go wash bottles down by the creek!"

"Hey buddy, go wash bottles!"

"Your mom is a bottle washer!"

"you washed bottles for a living"

and so on - take it and go!

by philEblunt February 21, 2009

bottle bong

a better way to do it is to get a 2 liter soda bottle and fill it partially with water then make a bowl at the top out of aluminum foil with a whole bunch of tiny holes in it. then punch however many holes in the sides of the bottle for straws and so its more like a hookah.

"Let's use the bottle bong this time so we can all smoke at the same time."

by nerm December 16, 2003