Fat Battle

Competition between fat people, in which they seek to crush objects with their stomachs.

Herb and Bertha challenge each other to a Fat Battle.

by Dryst March 18, 2018

Battle Punch

Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.

Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.

by AfromanTJ November 22, 2009

Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).

I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!

by Iamsogood April 24, 2014

cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.

"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"

by JC_Cali November 23, 2013

Nose battle

When the car in the lane next to you slowly speeds up ever so slightly that the front of the car is ahead of you, then you speed up, then he speeds up again.

This douche bag was trying to challenge me in a nose battle on the highway today.

by slut1234 August 16, 2009

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

battle passer

a fortnite player who had zero cosmetics in season 7, but due to the free battle pass, the only cosmetics they have are from the season 8 battle pass.

"look at his cobra backbling, sky serpents glider, and his hybrid skin! he's a battle passer!"

by ErickRowan March 31, 2019