dog bitten slugs

The outer labia, or "lips", on a lady. Showing obvious signs of wear and tear.
To qualify the labia must be severly enlarged, and protuding grossly from the general "snatch" area.

She was so chewed on down below, she looked like she had two dog bitten slugs.

by Cleatus March 8, 2004

Bettendorf

An awesome city. Located in Iowa....Yes, Iowa has fucking awesome cities like Bettendorf.

Person 1: Bettendorf is so awesome!
Person 2: Yeah I know!! Everyone that lives there is hot!!

by Bett<3 January 12, 2011

Thai Batting Practice

The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick

I was hitting bombs when i did a Thai batting practice with that bitch

by HEYBIGGUY March 22, 2010

b batteries

AA, AAA, C, D, 9v are some common battery types, but there are no B type batteries. Maybe to avoid confusion with a stutter. pronounced BEBATTERIES (one word).

Made popular by comedian Demitri Martin

Do you have any B Batteries?

What kind?

B Batteries!

by Dmarzi.Strike December 24, 2008

battery blackout

You Smack your mate with bag of batteries and then she will blackout. Then you put a battery in each hole and connect them by wire plug it in a socket and watch her explode. And then find where her scattered pussy remains and stretch it out ten feet and go to sleep in it. It should feel like a cozy cocoon. When you emerge you will feel like a beautiful butterfly.

A gave your mother a battery blackout.

by jizz master mcgee October 3, 2008

Fanny batter

The slippy slidy stuff that makes aan easy entry to the pink run. Let it drip on your face and it dries like stale scabs, (AND SMELLS WORSE)

She sat on my face and encrusted ny nose in fanny batter

by Jadio August 14, 2003

batting

To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.

John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?

Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!

Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!

John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.

Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.

John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.

Jimmy: I love you

John: Get out

by vid811 July 26, 2011