barks

a type of sandwich consisting of a bunch of random ingredients that don't belong together, typically created by someone who is depressed or in a state of intense mental discomfort. barks are made when a person doesn't have the energy to make something sensible. It doesn't matter what a barks sandwich tastes like, it is simply fuel.

His diet is mostly barks these days.

by Your Bipolar Fairy Godmother March 17, 2024

adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.

"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 9, 2022

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022

bark

A handful of gentlemenly dressed queer people

"Yoo look at them! They look so dope who are they???"
"That's an obvious bark"

by ieieiieeiieieiieiwiieieiieieie July 18, 2022

Barking

Justin Scott

that man stays barking

by larry rone July 26, 2022

Barking

When something is holding you down diff, like ode. To the extent that it
howls at you.

Person1: Bro I just won the lottery
Person 2: Omg you’re barking

by Liutenant Bitches June 9, 2022

barking

going absolutely feral over something so much so that you're barking like a dog

they were barking over the instagram post

by getsodark June 10, 2022