Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.
Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.
The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.
Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.
The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.
by isabelydancer00 July 26, 2010

David is a 13 year old white male who likes to threaten people in the comments section of Call of Duty videos on the internet. He sure loves Net Banging.
by EnjoyablyC October 13, 2011

New, Young, Breakout Artists that will blow your mind! Chiddy Bang is a Philly based duo comprised of Chiddy (emcee) and Xaphoon Jones (DJ/producer) who combine elements of indie and electronica with some good al fashioned “spitting”. Chiddy Bang are university students; Chidera, Noah, Zack and Pat (professionally known as Proto, Xaphoon, Fresh Kid Z and Tennis Brown).Currently attending Drexel University (Philly) Chiddy approaches Hip-hop in a whole new fashion. With the collaboration of well known Indie-rock beats and Chiddy's smooth beats on top of it their true talent really shines. These young and extremely talented college students know exactly what to bring to the table in this new decade. Just wait, they gonna be huge!
Guy#1- "New artists like Kid Cudi, Drake, and Wale are all creating, and dominating a new style of hip-hop that's blowing my mind!"
Guy#2- "I know! If you wanna see revolutionized hip-hop Chiddy Bang is just the artist for you! They're amazing approach to music stands out in all of their songs."
Guy#2- "I know! If you wanna see revolutionized hip-hop Chiddy Bang is just the artist for you! They're amazing approach to music stands out in all of their songs."
by Kid Cudder January 26, 2010

by CSSJ April 13, 2007

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.
Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.
Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011

by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020
