Bacon Smile

After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.
by Goodlum December 06, 2010
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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.
1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!
by assman8407 August 13, 2010
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Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 January 28, 2011
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bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.
Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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Bacon slicer

the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast
by scullymkts November 24, 2010
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Bacon Dish

To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".
Hey, I've Had A Terrible Week. Do You Wanna Come Over To, "Bacon Dish"?
by Gore Defex November 21, 2014
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Bacon' wake

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.
As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.
by phor twunny August 14, 2009
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