green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006

wack attack

To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.

O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.

by d00d April 27, 2004

spaz attack

a sudden freaking over an event or situation that 99.9% of normal people would consider to be uneventful.

During the spaz attack, the victim becomes agitated, hyper or out of control in some manner.

Symptoms of a spaz attack include: shouting, shortness of common sense and difficulty performing normal daily activities.

Other symptoms of an asthma attack include:
Severe retardedness when breathing both in and out
Difficulty being reasonable
Very rapid breathing
Pacing back and forth
Lecturing that won't stop

Mom's having a spaz attack cuz I missed curfew by 10 minutes.

You should have seen how mom wrapped Dad's Christmas present while she was having a spaz attack.

by Bobbdude August 11, 2010

ass attacker

A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire

Did you see joe and his boyfriend they look like a couple of ass attackers

by aj101 July 24, 2006

frat-attack

Occurs when 8 (or more) frat daddys of the same house or of different chapters enter any bar or party together at once.

"Dude, Barley's Bar was so packed with dumb G.D.I.'s until my boys and I showed up and frat-attacked it"

"That house party looks lame. We should frat-attack it, and consume all of their beverages."

by L. bow August 28, 2009

ball sack heart attack

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.

"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"

by Joel A. October 28, 2007

Attack Helicopter

One of the many genders in the world.

Attack Helicopter is used as a gender. I classify as a Attack Helicopter

by Shanady October 6, 2018