asphyxifuck

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Or not breathing so much when youre fucking.

"Yeah, that guy from Kung-Fu died asphyxifucking."

by S. H. Panda July 27, 2009

Aspergerio

The autistic version of Mario and rival of Chris-chan's Asperchu.

It's sa ME, Aspergerio sindromas!

by Stephen can't be a Heathen August 12, 2017

Aspen

An amazing boy who has a big heart and always makes you smile. He’s hesitant to trust but he’ll say adorable things to make you blush. All he wants is cuddles and warmth.

Aspen is my favorite person!

by o0Triste0o November 26, 2019

George of Asphalt

When a pot-hole is paved over with asphalt, resulting in an elevated spot on the road. This term derives from George, who is the owner of a major asphalt company.

Woah! Did you see that pot-hole? They really need to get a george of asphalt on there.

by weetiepeas December 24, 2010

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

Dirty Aspen

When a guy is giving head to another male, and gags on the cock. Causing him to vomit everywhere. Then the other male proceeds by getting him up the anus.

Aspen was giving Marco head and they had a Dirty Aspen.

by DirtyTiffney! August 6, 2009

asphalt shoes

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

by rtil April 19, 2005