Area Derangement Syndrome

An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.

Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome

by SRPGShadow June 13, 2018

Bay Area

Formed in early 2011. Originally named Ocean City Lights. Currently working on uprising as a well known band. Danny Martinez (ex guitarist of El Paso local band Assistance To Suicide) along with Rodrigo Vazquez formed Bay Area to show those people if you have a dream to follow it no matter what gets in your way and so Bay Area was brought to life. Were from El Paso fucking texas but Cali and the Bay Area holds a shit load of our past.

HEY DID U HEAR THAT BAY AREA IS PLAYING AT THE PART???
NO WAY!!
YEA!! WE HAVE TO GO DUDE!!!

by Rck'Sta! July 25, 2011

FuFu Area

A FuFu area is typically a trendy, professional, urban area of reasonably high net worth where people have disposable income and enjoy going out to local independent restaurants, spending money on massages, pedicures, manicures, high end beauty products (equally men and women), accupuncture, body stretching, other progressive and new age health therapies. They enjoy organic independent food stores, farmers markets, they hang out or work from laptops in coffee shops. In FuFu areas you will find many independent retail stores and boutquies, lots of vintage (re-purposing) shops, an abundance of unique cafes/coffee shops including pet cafes. it is a good area if you are a dog-walker, there's plenty of business. There is an abundance of new-age gyms and alternative options in FuFu areas with new businesses springing up consistently. Property is expensive. The term FuFu was coined in San Francisco. FuFu Areas include San Francisco, Boston, New York, Paris, Barcelona, Notting Hill, Bayswater, Chelsea, Hampstead Village. Think of yuppie but without the pretence, far cooler than "Yuppies". True FuFu's aren't into labels just for the sake of "show".

Since he moved into a FuFu area with his wife, he often works from his laptop in local coffee shops, hits the nearby gym after work, walks his dog and enjoys a monthly pedicure or massage. He's even learning to cook with fresh produce from the farmer's market or organic shop and he is known by local neighbors as "the cute guy".

by Soma Sarah October 1, 2023

Area 51

A simple way for the US government to get rid of 1 million people and get away with it

Person1: lets go to area 51 tomorrow
Person2: yes! I'm down
US government: allahu akbar(Drop the bomb)

by Spaghetiddies July 19, 2019

go commit air not entering lung area

Another way of saying kys

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old

by How1dare1you September 8, 2018

Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019

Gray area

The area between black and white.

Some people don't want a gray area to be allowed, they just want everything that isn't green to be blue, blue chips.

by Solid Mantis March 13, 2021