Alaskan Cinnamon Roll

The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.

Q: Why does your breath smell like shit?
A: Its not shit, its an Alaskan Cinnamon Roll. Want one?

by Whoof Arted January 9, 2011

Amasing

When something or someone gains mass or weight.

1 "Jughead is going to be amasing if he continues to eat burgers like that."

2 "That pile of burgers was amasing until Jughead got to them."

by Cyberout April 7, 2010

Alaskank

A skank from Alaska.

Came to Alaska in search of nice women, but ain't nothin' but Alaskanks up here. Fuck.

by The One March 29, 2004

Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.

John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

Alaskan Reversal

When a person gets so angry at another person he cuts off their balls, dips them in liquid nitrogen, puts them in the persons mouth and tapes their mouth shut until they choke on the balls and die.

"I hated James so much that i pulled an alaskan reversal on him."

"The serial killers trademark is the alaskan reversal."

by TheRandyCandyBK November 5, 2009

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.

After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.

by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009

Alaska Wrecking-ball

When you smack a female with your ballsack.

"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"

by mrballman August 16, 2011