after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.

Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!

by me5555 October 20, 2011

Tequila After-party

The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.

Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.

by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009

altercation

a word black people on Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown love to use in place of the shorter word: fight often used multiple times in a very short period of time. also accompanied by use of the word incarceration

well uh, Judgejobrown... it was a previous altercation that resulted in the justification of my incarceration.

by wtsuck June 19, 2008

gettin after it

v. the act of pursuing one's immeadiate goals. it could be anything

Coach Hanratty continued to tell us to get after it.
Bob went over to Sally's house to get after it.

by Abitante March 22, 2005

Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.

Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.

by Matt April 30, 2005

Alternative

An 'Alternative' is a person or group of people (usually in their teens) who don't fit into any particular labelled group (goths, grungers, chavs, skaters, etc).

They listen to what they want and wear what they want but are rarely associated with people like chavs and townies.

They are similar to rockers in some ways but are usually more individual.

Chav 1: Oh My GoD yOu LiStEn To MeTaLlIcA yOu GrUnGeR!!111ONE
Chav 2: YoU lIsTeN tO dAsHbOaRd CoNfEsSiOnAl YoU'rE sO eMo!!111OnE
Chav 3: If YoU lIsTeN tO rOcK tHeN yOu'Re A rOcKeR!!111one
Alternative: Actually I'm alternative. I prefer not to conform to your stupid labels.

by Izzibella September 25, 2005

alternative medicine

somthing dumbass turn to when nothing else works.

that idiot doesn't know that aids is not curable so he went to alternative medicine.

by sissi March 10, 2004