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pulled an agent

The act of working in a call centre and either giving or receiving sexual pleasure using nothing but the underside of your desk or your partner's chair.
"you see him, he pulled an agent, it was like a circlejerk gone horribly wrong :S"
by FANTASTICO September 25, 2006
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An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.
Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.
by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009
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FBI_Agent

ah shit, Fibs pissed in my cheerios again.
by sismit September 23, 2003
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Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")
Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
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Agent of White Supremacy

A non-Caucasian person who carries out acts against their own or other marginalized communities using white supremacist tactics. Plural: Agents of White Supremacy
by EvilChicken82 September 15, 2021
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Agent orange

Agent orange is making a soap opera out of peoples lives.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2020
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sleeper agent

a guy who for all appearances is straight, but has a kinsey scale number other than 0.
man, that frat party was full of sleeper agents
by wejak September 24, 2009
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