New Jersey accent

Stereotypical accent that is thought to hail from New Jersey.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.

Examples of this accent:

Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.

This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,

however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.

Person one: Where are you from?
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?

Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.

by Gaylady215 August 20, 2016

acceptable negro

A white boy who is allowed to hang with black bro's with out getting made fun of for being white

Tyrie: "Fo sho that whitey over there is pretty cool, he is an acceptable negro in my book"

by one-fine-brosef April 10, 2007

Accerdent

n. I killed the accerdent!
v. I accerdentlied my gun (used with object)
adj. I was a calculator before the accerdent. (used without object)

1.John was a guy before the accerdent.

by BarbedCrux December 6, 2009

access all areas

(1) Permission to touch, kiss, explore all parts of a partner's body during sex.

(2) Freedom to have oral, vaginal and anal sex with a woman.

I'm getting on really well with Lizzie. She lets me access all areas.

by nikki.taylor September 22, 2010

acceb

1. to be hit in the face with an artificial vagina
2. Opposite of becca

Carly was becca'd last night? I thought she was acceb'd.

by Kory. B. July 3, 2011

Early access

When an unfinished product is put into the market in attempt to outsource testing and QA.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access!

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

revelations accelerationism

The belief that as a society, we should accelerate the the coming of events foretold in the book of Revelations in the Bible.

Did you here BAXTER is a revelation accelerationist?

Really, revelations accelerationism is dangerous

by Gimmeurcookies September 26, 2021