iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Total Absorption

Holding in ones hits of Marijuana (High grade only my niggas) Until no smoke comes out.

See: Ghost Hit

When hot boxing I've been known to hold my breath until i reach "total absorption with my roof hit!" Choom gang shout out Ray u my nigga!!

by Barry Obama "Master chief" November 5, 2012

Absosmurfly

Better than absolutely.

The Smurfs (1958) used the word 'smurf' to replace (and improve) many words. 'Smurf' can replace any noun or verb and make it better.

Guy 1: This girl I'm dating is absosmurfly incredible.
Guy 2: Absosmurfly?
Guy 1: yeah man, BETTER than absolutely

by LesSchtroumpfs October 12, 2010

absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.

by the corse July 18, 2009

Absecon

A magical land where any mythological creature you can think of resides. Often thought to be located near Atlantic city. any wish can come true in this spectacular and bountiful kingdom.

kid-"mommy, where does Santa and Jesus live?"
Mom-"why, Absecon of course!"
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Harry Potter-"It seems my quest is over, now i will go to where all heroes and magical begins live....Absecon."

by King Andrew Awesome Sauce December 22, 2008

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

absinthe

Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.

Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:

by Allie March 28, 2005