Ax in a Nutshell

Shoving a pole or a broom stick up a womans vagina. Mostly done by another woman.

That was a great way to Ax in a Nutshell!

by The one who made this June 02, 2011

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 07, 2017

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 09, 2021

to the M ax

to the max, or maximum. the best, highest, nothign is better

Yo this joint is phat to the M ax.

by niggs to the M ax February 20, 2003

true-axe breath

a person with rancid dog breath

Dude, he has true-axe breath. He needs to floss his teeth.

by thebeetman October 03, 2014

Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail

Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!

by DragonDan March 24, 2019

Axe body spray

The thing that musty and smelly people use too cover their smell of trash like take a bath its been 7 years its making you smell worse not better

Jeff: theres the filthy kid who has put on a ton of axe body spray and he smells terrible!
Gabe: i suck di-

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023