used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis

"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 2, 2015

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012

Tampon Racecar

Just an eyesore of a car

Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!

by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap August 27, 2015

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022