Tampon

Something girls stick up their vagina to keep their blood from leaking.

Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.

Girl #1 : ooo my Tampon has extra blood on it

Girl #2 : eat it so u get ur cycle normal again

by THICKY NICKEY September 09, 2019

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 15, 2016

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015

Tampon-Hole

an insult made by my 12 year old cousin for their older sister.

Give it back Morgan!!You're being a tampon-hole!

by bored9thgraderinstudyhall September 03, 2019

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 03, 2015

stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 12, 2023