squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

Squirrel doggin’

Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.

We were squirrel doggin’ to Justin Timberlake.

by Flock yeah July 12, 2018

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Squirrel twirl

A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.

Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles

Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”

by Hardassstyle August 25, 2020

squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

cup of squirrel

Cup Of Squirrel is an all-girls cosplay group that started uploading on youtube in 2010. they focus mainly on anime in their comedy sketches. all members have assigned letters (like in death note )
Members:
Axis (A)
Dare (D)
Ember (E)
Guess (G)
Honor (H)
Rhyme (R)
Skill (S)
Time (T)
Yin (Y)

"did you see Cup Of Squirrels new video?"

by L is Kira February 1, 2018

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015