Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B
by e-girl24 December 09, 2019
Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.
by Big man kobe January 16, 2022
A word previously used to boost success when throwing an object into a container or net. Currently used with great sadness.
Before: Kobe! (Yeets paper ball into trash can)
After: Kobe.😑 (proceeds to hit chest with fist twice, then gracefully toss paper ball into trash can)
After: Kobe.😑 (proceeds to hit chest with fist twice, then gracefully toss paper ball into trash can)
by Eeeeeeerrrrrrrfd May 16, 2020
Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
by The philanthropist September 12, 2022
Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
by The philanthropist September 12, 2022