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Dumb Joe

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020
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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
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Clueless and dumb

“Trump supporter: Obama had a big part in 9/11... not being around, always on vacation, never in the office

Reporter: why do you think Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office on 9/11?

Trump supporter: That I don’t know, I’d like to get to the bottom of that”

Narration: Trump supporters are actually and obviously clueless and dumb
by Bitter Truth July 6, 2019
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dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
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dumb snatch

a person who irritates you or does something you don't like. can be passed around playfully with friends or used seriously
Karen why did you give him my number you dumb snatch.
by hth97 February 13, 2017
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Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
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dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.
"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"
by oTeRymId March 7, 2021
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